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Kinky gifts that best friends should give unabashedly to their soon-to-be married friend

February 1, 2014 262 0 0

If you are 18+ and almost my age (no I won’t mention my age. How dare you!), chances are your inbox is flooded with marriage invites from your friends. If the friends are your BFFs or that person you never thought you could ever get friendly with but you ended up bonding over a similar dislike and now you are closer than sardines in a can, then you get the daily frantic calls of ‘that photographer cancelled on meee’ or ‘Ooh Taj is available’. This in turn puts pressure on you to organize the most awesome party that the world has ever seen and you are now frantically on Google looking for creative ideas for kinky presents (been there my friend). Fear not, I have devised a Kink-‘Oh’-Meter for you to understand the different levels of reactions and kinkiness of the gift-

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Vouchers

There is nothing wrong in gifting vouchers, but then again there is nothing wrong in aging gracefully either. This present should always be given when you know a bigger present cannot be stashed anywhere for the rest of the evening or if it has been particularly requested. They have the rest of their lives to be gifted vouchers.

Satin masks & scented candles

These are the safest gifts to be given. I ended up gifting a would-be bride a set of three satin masks with naughty messages on them. She loved them.

Bride-to-be tiara/ sash or the groom-to-be hat

These presents, in my opinion, should be a necessity. Otherwise, how will the bride/ groom end up doing outrageous things with/ to strangers without ending up in jail?

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Edible lingerie/ love rings, edible massage oils

If this doesn’t scream ‘Woohoo’ then I don’t know what will. This is a gift which the couple will definitely use even if they tell you otherwise, which they will. Also, edible products do end up making more space in the luggage once used during the honeymoon, no?

Fundies

Yes, underwear for two. Yes these do exist but it will be fun to gift if the couple is present. It will be even more fun if they try it on.

Hangover kit

I think this should be used more like a party favour than a present for just one person. Everyone will be nursing their headaches and broken dignities the next morning.

Adult cakes

When will anybody get to cut such a cake again in their lives? Um, never! The more OTT the better! For one of the bachelorette parties in a pub, I had to carry a cake that was basically the private parts of the opposite sex sticking out (read: up), inside. We had the bride cut the cake in front of all the other people. The drinks helped.

First aid kit for the bride

The Vibrator. Need I say more?

In case you are that generous friend who does not believe in gifting just one thing (give me your number, will ya?) then you can make a hamper with these various options.

Last but definitely not the least; I will like to mention the Love Muscle Toner. This has to be gifted to the groom. See the picture and figure out its purpose, you naughty mind, you.

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Just in case you are not comfortable gifting any of these, then your only option is to get the bride/ groom really drunk under the pretext of coming up with brilliant games. I hope this turns out to be one of those rare articles which you end up saving because you know if you don’t, you will frantically be hunting for it in the next couple of months.

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